Crazy Random Happenstance

Billy: So good... Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt, do you?
Penny: I love it!
Billy: You're kidding? What a crazy random happenstance!
-Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Birthday Wishlist.

30 things I would like for my 30th Birthday...

1.) An Alias recap/reunion special. This would include EVERY member of the cast, including some guest stars (Quentin Tarantino, Gina Torres etc.), J.J. Abrams (of course) and it would be at least 2 hours long.
2.) For Bonnie to bite it on Vampire Diaries. Not "bite it" as in become a vampire, but "bite it" as in "never come back, go away, you're the most annoying character ever, goodbye"
3.) A bigger house (with a really nice bathroom).
4.) Not to break my car anymore.
5.) For Stephenie Meyer to finish and release Midnight Sun.
6.)For Will Smith, Keanu Reeves and Denzel Washington to stop making movies.
7.) For Shanna Swendson to publish a 5th Enchanted Inc. book.
8.) To finally be caught up on all the Chuck episodes we have sitting in our DVR.
9.) No big snowstorms this winter.
10.) For people to stop saying "Keeping busy?" and "Are we having fun yet?"
11.) For Charley to develop a love for bedtime.
12.) A million dollars.
13.) To finally finish watching Buffy and Angel so I can move on to Firefly.
14.) For Steven Page to not be a hole anymore.
15.) For close-talkers to be outlawed.
16.) To become a Pop Culture blogger for Entertainment Weekly.
17.) For my LYBF to find a job in Michigan after she is all said and done with school.
18.) For Booth to stop dating that Hannah girl on Bones.
19.) For my Mom (or anyone else for that matter ) to not have to worry about Cancer scares ever again.
20.) For Andy and Erin to get back together on The Office (because I love Andy and he deserves to be happy).
21.) For Criminal Minds to stop being shown on 3 different channels at one time at all hours of the day. 
22.) For Chris Osgood to get his 400th win and have a long overdue winning season.
23.) For Lexie and Mark to get back together on Grey's Anatomy.
24.) For Ewan McGregor to make a good movie (It's been too long).
25.) To not have to go grocery shopping ever again. Let me clarify: To be able to go online and order them and then have them delivered.
26.) Speaking of delivery, for Dunkin Donuts to deliver.
27.) A library in my house.
28.) For Bristow to calm down a little bit.
29.) Cooking lessons from Bobby Flay (or for him to just come and cook for me. I'm not picky).
30.) For my work to invest in a decent tasting coffee maker that makes iced coffees.

Wishful thinking yes, but that's what Birthdays are for.


  1. You need to get out of my head. It's creeping me out.

  2. What a wonderful birthday list. I wish for all of these things and more for you, because anyone who knows you, knows that you deserve it all, and more. And if they don't know that, they are big dummies. For selfish reasons, I would prefer that #17 is actually a wish fulfilled. Also, since it's soon going to be your birthday and you deserve an extra wish for good luck, I say that #31 would be for Brooke Burke to be fired.

    I love you!

  3. This is so clever ! I like #19 and I hope that you have the best birthday ever, because you do deserve it ♥
    love you

  4. Most of those are for tv shows.........but thats okay, I love them all! Love you!

    Emmi Jane